The Angry Cauldron

Dorothy Morrison's Special Edition Spontaneous Combustion Oil

Dorothy Morrison

Spring cleaning can be a wonderful thing. It has a way of simplifying your life through down-sizing. You wind up being more organized. Your living space looks neater and smells fresher. And as any magical practitioner will tell you, it also removes the hiding places where negative energy can thrive and grow. For all practical purposes, the after-effects of a good old-fashioned scrubbing should give you a new lease on life. Right?

 

Well…not exactly.

 

The fact of the matter is that this sort of cleaning only removes the hiding places. It doesn't remove the negative energy, the obstacles that sprout from it, or keep it from breeding those nasty little ooga-boogas that turn your life upside down. Instead, it just brings it - and its offspring - out into the open for a more direct attack. And there's nothing even remotely good about that!

 

At this point, most practitioners reach for the charcoal, the sage and a kitchen match. They smoke up their house with this burning mess in hopes that all that smudging will destroy the nasties and clear the energy into something more positive. And maybe it will, somewhat. But seriously, Folks…who wants their freshly scrubbed home to smell like some long forgotten and burnt-to-cinders Thanksgiving turkey? I sure as hell don't - and I'm willing to bet you don't either.

 

So…what do you do? Just leave the little bastards to their own devices and allow them to keep blocking you from living the life you want to live?

 

No! You declare war. You claim immediate victory. And you do it by employing the most effective cut-n-clear product on the market: Spontaneous Combustion.

 

So what makes Spontaneous Combustion better than any other cut-n-clear? Well for one thing, it not only blows that negative crap to bits on contact, but sweeps away all residual debris in one fell swoop. It's quick and easy to use. You don't have to "get your head in the right place" to get results. And there's nothing to clean up - psychically, physically, or otherwise - after. It truly is a no-muss-no-fuss-just-results sort of product. But that's not all. Your living space will smell fresh and yummy, and never again be adorned with the fragrance of burnt fowl - and there's certainly something to be said for that!

 

For best results, I recommend waiting at least 24 hours to work further magic after using Spontaneous Combustion to clear your home.

 

Spontaneous Combustion comes in both a 4 oz. room spray and a special edition oil But for best results, I recommend using  a Tornado Alley candle dressed with Spontaneous Combustion oil.

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