The Angry Cauldron

Dorothy Morrison's Mojo on the Go Set Sprays

Dorothy Morrison

The Mojo on the Go Combo is comprised of one 2 oz. bottle of each: Florida Water, Four Thieves Vinegar, as well as Spontaneous Combustion and comes packaged in an organza bag.  It's the perfect combination to cut, clear, cleanse, bless, and protect.  

Spontaneous Combustion: While lots of folks think that a good, old-fashioned scrubbing should be enough to remove negative energy, it's just not so. The fact of the matter is that it only removes its hiding places. It doesn't get rid of the negative stuff, the obstacles that sprout from it, or keep it from breeding those nasty little ooga-boogas that turn your life upside down. Instead, it just brings it - and its offspring - out into the open for a more direct attack. And there's nothing even remotely good about that!

So most practitioners reach for the charcoal, the sage and a kitchen match. They smoke up their house with this burning mess in hopes that all that smudging will destroy the nasties and clear the energy into something more positive. And maybe it will, somewhat. But seriously, Folks…who wants their freshly scrubbed home to smell like some long forgotten and burnt-to-cinders Thanksgiving turkey? I sure as hell don't - and I'm willing to bet you don't either.

So…what do you do? Just leave the little bastards to their own devices and allow them to screw with your life?

No! You declare war. You spritz your way to immediate victory. And you do it by employing the most effective cut-n-clear product on the market: Spontaneous Combustion.

So what makes Spontaneous Combustion better than any other cut-n-clear? Well, for one thing, it not only blows that negative crap to bits on contact but sweeps away all residual debris in one fell swoop. It's quick and easy to use. You don't have to "get your head in the right place" to get results. And there's nothing to clean up - psychically, physically, or otherwise - after. It truly is a no-muss-no-fuss-just-results sort of product. But that's not all. Your living space will smell fresh and yummy, and never again be adorned with the fragrance of burnt fowl - and there's certainly something to be said for that!

Florida Water: Although Florida Water was first introduced as a unisex cologne in early nineteenth century, magical practitioners have discovered many other uses for it over the years; so many, in fact, that it has now become a staple in magical toolboxes everywhere.

So, how is it used?

It's used as a surface cleaner to cleanse tools, altars, and magical work areas. It's a great tool when used for blessing a new home, as it cleanses any negative residue left by previous tenants, as well as bringing bountiful personal blessings - all in one easy step. It's perfect for ritual baths, for cleansing the aura and the spirit both before and after magical workings, and for quickly lifting that sluggishness known as the "blahs."

Of course, Florida Water is widely known for the uses listed above. But once I stopped using the popular manufactured brand and started blending my own, I quickly saw that cleansing and blessing were only the beginning of its power. Spritzed on the body before meditation and divination, it opens the channels for both prophetic and divinatory messages. Spritzed on the pillow at night, it clears the way for prophetic dreaming. It attracts the attention of the Ancestors when used to cleanse and bless Their altars. And there's an added bonus for business owners, as well: A spritz in the workplace each morning brings boundless good luck and a substantial increase in sales. I wouldn't be without it - and you shouldn't, either!

Four Thieves Vinegar: The history of this fabulous concoction is steeped in both in legend and in magic. But let's start with the legend because a good tale laced with scandal is always fun!

The Bubonic plague raged intermittently through Europe for nearly 600 years, and some say that it claimed nearly half the population. It was an awful disease that leads to an excruciatingly painful death, and everyone was terrified of being infected. Everyone, that is, except for four Frenchmen - who looted the bodies of the dead as if they hadn't a care in the world.

The story goes that they were finally caught and given a choice: They could be put to death for their crimes…or…they could tell the authorities exactly how they'd managed to stay healthy while exposing themselves to the disease that had claimed so many. Of course, they chose the latter. The secret, they said, was a vinegar-based herbal concoction which the plague could not infiltrate. They turned over the recipe, and Four Thieves Vinegar was born!

Whether the story is true or not is anybody's guess. But through the years, Four Thieves Vinegar has garnered quite a reputation: Both mundane and magical. It's been touted as a terrific disinfectant and used as a household surface cleanser to counteract germs. But its magical uses go much further. Practitioners use it to protect themselves and their magical work areas from hexes, curses, and nasty energy. They spray the outside perimeter of their homes to protect against thieves. They dab it on the eyes, noses and mouths of poppets to blind others to their actions, stop gossip, and keep folks out of their business. And some of them even dab a bit on sigils, petitions and magical tools to safeguard against outside influences.

[Please Note: The Four Thieves Vinegar I've blended and offer is NOT acceptable for human consumption!]