Ultimate Good Luck Generator. So Conducive to good fortune, you might be accused of having a horseshoe up your butt!
Down on your luck? Can't catch a break? No matter how hard you try, you just can't climb out of that hole of misfortune? Then it's time to give Hot Damn! a shot! Developed for particularly tough luck-related issues, this formula turns them around in snap and not only presents you with the opportunity to live life to the fullest - but the opportunity to live life as the luckiest person on earth. So lucky, in fact, that you may be accused of having a horseshoe stuck up your butt! [Dress it with Hot Damn Oil for exceptional power!]
*Pre-orders should begin shipping in early May 2018